Cinta Jangan Kau Lari...

Let's say you're running with your girlfriend in Bukit Damansara at 7.20-ish pm. Suddenly SPLAT! she gets hit by taik burung from the sky. Then you both are chased by this gang (-ster) of stray dogs.

Nice, eh?

Lesson learnt:
Please respect waktu Maghrib. Ehem.

Cinta Jangan Kau Pergi

I allow myself to go melancholic because sometimes...I see things that I don't wanna see.

Cikgu BM memang kecik hati kalau tengok blog ni. Bahasa mcm *bleeeeep*

Patutkah saya mengapdet one-liner macam ni just for the sake of updating my blog and annoying kamu urang?

What actually happened

Balik kampung bukan untuk tanam jagung

Hey y'all. I'm in Kota Bharu at the mo' for my babe's wedding.


Semalam saya telah mengoffer diri kepada Miss Bride-to-be untuk membantu apa yang patut jadi pada waktu petang telah pergi ke rumah the pengantin. Masa mau parking I accidentally masuk longkang and my tayar depan sebelah kanan sudah terjerumus ke dalam longkang itu. The groom-to-be and friends (and abang2 pemasang pelamin) were my saviours. Dengan gagah mengangkat kereta keluar longkang*.

Kenapakah harus membuat scene di tempat keramaian begitu adiepot? Why? Why?

Thankfully I did nothing embarassing at the wedding today.

CONGRATULATIONS HADIANI & WINN!

*Harap maaf. Tiada gambar waktu kejadian kerana terlalu cemas. Bride-to-be did snap some shots so hopefully I'll get my hands on them to remind myself to not be so silly next time. Also to remind myself to belanja the groom makan besar kerana menyelamatkan keadaan. Nasib baik keris kat poket belakang tak tercucuk punggung encik Groom dalam sibuk menjalankan kerja-kerja menyelamat. isk.

Adiepot's Friends-helping-friends Program :)

Having received such great support from friends for my KL Marathon fund raising gig, I think it's high time for me to launch this initiative. Eceh.


I have faith in the power of word of mouth and web 2.0 so here goes....

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Announcing NYPD's flagship online store - URBAN INDULGENCE!!!!!

For those of you who are always looking out to get a hand on Victoria's Secret fragrances and personal care line, this is the place to go. Seller is guaranteed to supply you with authentic products so no worries y'all I guarantee okeh? *wink, wink*. Kedai online ini juga sangat di-recommend kepada anda kawan2 lelaki yg suka surprise your sweet young girlfriends (ehem!), atau yang suka buat wife anda merajuk dan perlu memujuk secara materialistik sebab barang2 jualan di sini adalah sangat memikat hati kaum wanita.

Kasi kamu sikit preview:

Jadi tunggu apa lagi.....mulalah bershopping di Urban Indulgence!

Kecik hati tak ingat punya

Tonight I'm really pissed off with my dad for throwing away half a bottle of my precious pesto sauce. BOLEH MAKAN LAGI AND IT'S EXPENSIVE OKEH?????

Sangat tak best bila bapa nak jadi domestic goddess mengemas fridge.

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(tahan marah. tahan frust.)

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Update at 12.19am

Baru lepas baca hanis zalikha punya latest blog entry, Tentang Adam.
Terus menyesal rasa marah dengan bapa.

Takpelah pesto boleh beli lagi.
Takde pesto pun bagus juga sebenarnya. Pesto dalam botol sangat menggemukkan.

I'm really Sorry bapa. s

Dem I am such anak derhaka many times all over again.

Senarai Suka Tak Suka Saya

Suka
Bila upload gambar2 selepas perhimpunan bersama rakan-rakan mereka akan aktif mengomen seterusnya membuat pelbagai cerita fitnah especially kepada Alien dan ini adalah sangat menghiburkan. Tok kadi Lokman-Fira kata, seorang isteri disayangi suami apabila dilihat oleh suami sebagai menghiburkan. Ya kami semua memang orang-orang yang menghiburkan.


Eh heheh.

Lihat semua terhibur dengan diri sendiri

Tak suka
Berat naik 3 kg tiba-tiba mesti sebab kat kenduri Lokman-Fira makan banyak (siap suruh Nonie ambik nasik lebih sebab yours truly teramat lapar tidak bekfes tapi memang plan nak makan banyak kat kenduri sebab makanan kenduri itu memang feveret saya - haruskah berkahwin segera?). Malam ini bersenam ala The Biggest Loser dan pulang hanya makan sayur-sayuran dan 2 biji telur rebus. 1 biji dibuang telur kuning sebab telur itu sudah pecah dan tidak mahu gemuk lagi. Bukan telur yang tak mahu gemuk tetapi saya.


Ah sadis.

Di mana aunty babe

Pulanglah cepat wahai Ki-Moira saya menunggu untuk mendownload aksi-aksi camwhore di majlis kahwin Lokman-Fira.

Terima kasih makcik neighbour Fira sebab memikirkan saya masih menuntut di menara gading. Terima kasih kerana memberi komen 'oh you look sooooo young'. Do you have facebook makcik? Maybe u can leave the same comment on my profile page. hehhh.... Tapi makcik juga terlampau peramah saya rasa makcik mungkin kalau ada facebook akan suka buat macam2 kuiz tu especially kuiz "how well do you know XXX..." because u ask people personal questions from the word go.

And no makcik, all three of us are not getting married anytime soon. I think.



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Update at 1.45am selepas Aunty Babe Ki-Moira sudah passing gamba:

KAMI SUKA CAMWHORE - LIHATLAH TAT YG SGT GEMBIRA!

Red alert, red alert I have to repost this!

The Star today assures me that being single is the best option. I feel like celebrating tonite bersama Singles Inc.

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Wednesday May 27, 2009

Study confirms mothers-in-law are the chief cause of divorces

By YENG AI CHUN

KUALA LUMPUR: Every married person knows it, but a local study has confirmed it – mothers-in-law are the chief cause of divorces, especially in the Indian community.

Data in the Malaysia Community and Family Study 2004 by the National Population and Family Development Board (LPPKN) revealed that “meddlesome in-laws” is the number one reason why Indian couples get divorced.

It is also among the top three factors for divorce among the Malays and Chinese. The other two factors are incompatibility (42.3%) and infidelity (12%).

“Interference by in-laws is the main reason for Indians to divorce. It is the top-ranked reason at 30%,” said LPPKN director-general Datuk Aminah Abdul Rahman when presenting a paper on Malaysia’s family profile and its effects at Institut Kefahaman Islam Malaysia yesterday.

Infidelity is the marriage breaker among the Malays and Indians but it is tolerated among the Chinese.

“Among Malays, the second most common reason is infidelity and refusal to put up with polygamy,” she said.

“Among the Indians, infidelity is the second highest ranked reason for divorce at 25%,” she said.

However, the Chinese considered infidelity as the least crucial reason for a divorce.

Cheating was at the bottom along with health and gambling addiction at 4.2%.

Surprisingly, abuse is not a reason for divorce among the Malays and Chinese, but is a reason among Indians at 5%.

“Another overall reason which ranked high among the three races at 11.5% is ‘not being responsible’,” she said.

Although it is common perception that the family institution is quite fragile and divorces are rampant, data shows otherwise - only 0.7% of the population was divorced in 2000.

The data shows that divorce is more likely to happen to those under 25 and above 40.

Meanwhile, Women, Family and Community Development Minister Datuk Seri Shahrizat Abdul Jalil said that more Malaysian women were choosing to marry later in life and it could cause a reduction in fertility rate and an ageing society.

“The National Family Policy and its action plan will address this issue of late marriages,” she said.

The policy would be presented to the Cabinet soon.

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Makcik Shahrizat, are you gonna set me up with a hot, rich, interesting and very responsible guy soon???