Talian telepon saya sedang terhalang. Kepada sekalian peng-SMS tegar saya jangan sangka saya beremosi dengan anda kerana ini bukan salah anda. Keadaan diharapkan kembali normal dalam masa 24 jam dari sekarang.
Harap maklum.
A-K
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
masa kecederaan! masa kecederaan!
adakah logik jika punggung terkehel?
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(T_T) adiepott yang cedera di gym lagi
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(T_T) adiepott yang cedera di gym lagi
Sunday, January 18, 2009
An open letter to Kawan (harap tidak menimbulkan kesan titisan air mata)
Dear Kawan,
I should not have blackmailed you so severely and so early following the unexpected disruption over our vacation plans. Instead, I should have been more sympathetic and perhaps, launched a missile attack on the premises of your workplace or your boss' house. But both you and I and the people around us know that I can get hyper-paranoia over travel plans that don't go accordingly. After all this isn't the first time.
However, after having perused over your amazing race-esque (new) itinerary, I feel compelled to withdraw my decision to have you pay for the room of us girls. Initially I thought it was either that or admission to the mystical Angkor. I knew that my chances of winning were extremely high given the risk of you losing the 'network connectivity' in the picnic clan is just likewise if you do not oblige to my threats. Hah. Hah. Haaaaaaaaah..... *echoes of the evil laugh*
We're all victims of the system. We should stick together through tough times like this and be civil towards one another as the honourable human beings that we are. I believe that we have come to a mutual agreement that this trip will resume as planned. Looking forward to your (later) arrival at the destination as usual.
Yours faithfully,
Kawan
Salinan kepada: KiMoira (for filing and future reference)
I should not have blackmailed you so severely and so early following the unexpected disruption over our vacation plans. Instead, I should have been more sympathetic and perhaps, launched a missile attack on the premises of your workplace or your boss' house. But both you and I and the people around us know that I can get hyper-paranoia over travel plans that don't go accordingly. After all this isn't the first time.
However, after having perused over your amazing race-esque (new) itinerary, I feel compelled to withdraw my decision to have you pay for the room of us girls. Initially I thought it was either that or admission to the mystical Angkor. I knew that my chances of winning were extremely high given the risk of you losing the 'network connectivity' in the picnic clan is just likewise if you do not oblige to my threats. Hah. Hah. Haaaaaaaaah..... *echoes of the evil laugh*
We're all victims of the system. We should stick together through tough times like this and be civil towards one another as the honourable human beings that we are. I believe that we have come to a mutual agreement that this trip will resume as planned. Looking forward to your (later) arrival at the destination as usual.
Yours faithfully,
Kawan
Salinan kepada: KiMoira (for filing and future reference)
Saturday, January 17, 2009
Penggubalan akta the picnic clan
Sesiapa yang suka melanggar perjanjian bersangkut paut hal pengembaraan, yakni lebih utama kepada yang bersangkut paut dengan pembelian teket secara berbulan-bulan awal lamanya, akan secara serta merta dilucutkan keahlian perkelahan bulanan dan sebarang acara bergambar yang narsis. Sebarang rayuan tidak diterima oleh majlis tertinggi, yakni saya dan KiMoira yang beranugerah kuasa mulut laser bak halilintar yang mutlak dalam organisasi ini.
Harap maklum.
Harap maklum.
Thursday, January 15, 2009
berita basi buat KiMoira
Hari ini dalam kerongkong terasa macam ada benda tercekik. Macam bijik durian. Start lepas brekfes sampai sekarang tak hilang. Ingatkan serdak oatmeal melekat tapi minum air banyak2 pun tak hilang jugak.
Jadi saya menggoogle kondisi ini. Waah...rupanya ada nama:
GLOBUS PHARYNGEUS.
Dem. Sangat Harry Potter bunyiknya.
Nota:
Punca kondisi ini selalunya adalah stress. I have to say yes it may be it. Nampak gaya lambat la nak baik ni...
Jadi saya menggoogle kondisi ini. Waah...rupanya ada nama:
GLOBUS PHARYNGEUS.
Dem. Sangat Harry Potter bunyiknya.
Nota:
Punca kondisi ini selalunya adalah stress. I have to say yes it may be it. Nampak gaya lambat la nak baik ni...
Sunday, January 11, 2009
Thursday, January 08, 2009
ada ke patut kena tag balik?
Saya tak cukup tidur tapi kepala serabut tak boleh tidur pun. 2009 saya belum mula dengan baik. Rasa jauh hati. Kiri kanan semua sedih je. Tak mau fikir lagi so sekarang jawab tag cik ezwin.
1. What is the relationship of you and him/her?
Kawan yg sangat lama.
2. Your 5 impressions towards him/her?
- kejap ada kejap hilang tapi kalau cari dia mesti ada :)
- obsesi kronik terhadap henbeg, kasut, baju dan kucing
- full of compassion. dah lost count berapa banyak kucing dia selamatkan.
- sifat complicated dia sangat similar dengan saya. ye jadi saya juga rasa dia adalah mirror image saya tapi versi yang kurus.
- boleh jadi bisnes partner bagus kalau kitorang bukak kedai baju. kalau orang tak beli saya suruh dia je beli semua baju tu mesti dia ok. sebab saya nak suruh dia jadi buyer. bila dia beli, maknanya dia suka. bila suka dia pakai. betul tak?
3. The most memorable things he/she had done for you?
She came back to me. I missed her during those gap years. Juga saya terharu dulu2 dia selalu tunggu saya balik keja kat secret recipe mid valley dan kami membuat upacara makan2 bersama. Kemudian bersoping. Dan dia juga sama2 berkomplot dengan a certain someone untuk men'seprais'kan saya semasa malam besday.
4. The most memorable things he/she have said to you?
Puji saya bijak sebab beli keta Neo. Atau dia hanya puji keta tu best, bukan saya? Oh...
5. If he/she become your lover, you will..
Have a new sexual preference. eeewwwwwww....
6. If he/she become your enemy, you will..
Melancarkan perang henbeg dengan dia.
7. If he/she become your lover, he/she has to improve on...
Jap, mana orang tau. kena la test drive dulu. *keji tak jawapan? hihihi....*
8. If he/she become your enemy, the reason is...
Dia kahwin tak ajak saya.
9. The most desirable thing to do on him/her is?
Not on, but with - membeli-belah ala tingkap dengan duit rm20 je. Dua2 akan menggelupur tak boleh tahan tgk display kat kedai. Especially henbeg... (tapi kalau KiMoira jadi marshal dlm upacara ini mungkin kami takut sikit nak menggelupur haha)
10. The overall impression of him/her is...
Teman soping yang sangat menggembirakan. Ah kejap. Teman makan juga.
BAHAN BUKTI BERIKUT DIREKOD SEMASA ZAMAN JONGOS
Kan dah kata, mirror image versi kurus. Rambut belah tepi pun sama. Pastu dok kat kedai makan.
Harap cik ezwin berpuas hati. eheh.
Wednesday, January 07, 2009
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Maaf terkasar bahasa. Draft blog post tadi sudah hilang kerana gangguan luaran. Ah, tensi la begini.
Monday, January 05, 2009
Ah...perasaan ingin menjadi emak yg sgt kronik
Ini anak besfren saya jadi ini anak buah saya. Nama dia Syaza. Dia dah 2-3 kali jadi star dalam blog saya.
Dari time lahir lagi dia memang kaki posing - macam familydia jugak....
...family termasuk Aunty Babe dan Mak Non yang dengan hepi membuli Syaza tamau kasi main jongkang jongket.
Dia sendiri mintak nak makan muffin mummy Adie dia (eceh). Saya macam nak nanges hepi tgk dia syok gigit2 muffin tu. Kalau mcm ni hari2 saya buat muffin utk dia. 
Saya tak boleh tahan. Mengkidnap budak ini untuk sesi ber'bonding'. Sangat seronok.Sungguh bagus kalau ada baby sendiri macam ni. Sudahlah comel. Boleh dimanipulasi jadi model muffin pulak tu. Macam mana nak ada satu ni. Kan bagus kalau boleh beli kat kedai. Kalau boleh beli kat kedai, saya akan cakap dekat adik cashier tu "takpe dik, tak payah plastik. Save the earth". Miahahahaha....
Aaahhh...saya mahu baby.
Saturday, January 03, 2009
Hajime Saito Punya Tag
1. What is the relationship of you and him/her?
Sahabat handai
2. Your 5 impressions towards him/her?
- menghiburkan
- pemandu hebat di alam persekolahan unibesiti
- stok kawan long term walaupun dah banyak tahun tak jumpa tapi macam jumpa hari-hari
- perlu pergi bersenam. hey, kau ni makin membesar aku tengok.
- mungkin romantis (atas sebab kerjaya gelapnya sebagai ahlil musik)
3. The most memorable things he/she had done for you?
tidak syak lagi adalah > letting me copy his C/C++ labs every week.
4. The most memorable things he/she have said to you?
"nad! nad! nad!!!!" without fail on YM
5. If he/she become your lover, you will..
bercakap seperti shin chan setiap hari dengannya
6. If he/she become your enemy, you will..
flood his front yard with komik dik cerdas because he hates them most haha
7. If he/she become your lover, he/she has to improve on...
his (non) liking of komik dik cerdas
8. If he/she become your enemy, the reason is...
kerana saya penggemar komik dik cerdas yang akut
9. The most desirable thing to do on him/her is?
"hello jim amik aku gi minum kat 14" seperti zaman muda remaja dahulu kala
10. The overall impression of him/her is...
kawan sangat baik *awwwwwww*
11. How do you think the people around you will feel about you?
perempuan emosi tinggi tetapi baik hati. eceh.
12. The character of you for yourself is?
(ah soalan sensitip)
13. On contrary, the character you hate of yourself is?
jika satu minggu tidak bersenam akan malas dan melarat sampai sebulan
14. The most person that you wanna be is?
cameron diaz. bleh?
15. For the people who care about and like you, say something about them.
"i lap yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!" because they never fail to put up with my nonsense
16. Ten people to tag:
himself. 'DIY' for the time being, hahahah!
*sorry bro sekali sekala aku promote kau ni single and 'self-reliant'.
18. Is no. 3 a male or a female?
male. any takers?
19. If no. 7 and no. 10 were together, would it be a good thing?
if number 10 is *ehem, ehem* from that small state then maaaaaaaaaaaybeeeeee.......
20. How about no. 5 and 8?
8 being a symbol of kekayaan, i would say "hell yeah". abang yong suka lah tu. can kahwin oredi la this year :P
21. What is no. 1 studying about?
how to arrange for picnic food from your local 'restaurateur' (read: pengusaha kedai mamak)
22. Is no. 4 single?
has not been one for hhmmmmmm.....quite a while...
23. Say something about no. 6
sedang sembunyikkan identiti encik cina sunwaymas dia. tak aci betul.
*penat la saya jawab tag sangat panjang begini. hajime sila bawa saya pergi minum teh.
Sahabat handai
2. Your 5 impressions towards him/her?
- menghiburkan
- pemandu hebat di alam persekolahan unibesiti
- stok kawan long term walaupun dah banyak tahun tak jumpa tapi macam jumpa hari-hari
- perlu pergi bersenam. hey, kau ni makin membesar aku tengok.
- mungkin romantis (atas sebab kerjaya gelapnya sebagai ahlil musik)
3. The most memorable things he/she had done for you?
tidak syak lagi adalah > letting me copy his C/C++ labs every week.
4. The most memorable things he/she have said to you?
"nad! nad! nad!!!!" without fail on YM
5. If he/she become your lover, you will..
bercakap seperti shin chan setiap hari dengannya
6. If he/she become your enemy, you will..
flood his front yard with komik dik cerdas because he hates them most haha
7. If he/she become your lover, he/she has to improve on...
his (non) liking of komik dik cerdas
8. If he/she become your enemy, the reason is...
kerana saya penggemar komik dik cerdas yang akut
9. The most desirable thing to do on him/her is?
"hello jim amik aku gi minum kat 14" seperti zaman muda remaja dahulu kala
10. The overall impression of him/her is...
kawan sangat baik *awwwwwww*
11. How do you think the people around you will feel about you?
perempuan emosi tinggi tetapi baik hati. eceh.
12. The character of you for yourself is?
(ah soalan sensitip)
13. On contrary, the character you hate of yourself is?
jika satu minggu tidak bersenam akan malas dan melarat sampai sebulan
14. The most person that you wanna be is?
cameron diaz. bleh?
15. For the people who care about and like you, say something about them.
"i lap yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!" because they never fail to put up with my nonsense
16. Ten people to tag:
- kimoira (wajib ni)
- alien
- tat (something different for his blog yg tidaklah saya paham tapi sangat in awe of da artwork)
- fied
- abang yong (mungkin boleh buat versi mandarin ye abang yong)
- ezwin
- cik yin ping, sebab dia dah lama tak apdet blog dia
jeng jeng...tak cukup kawan. how?
himself. 'DIY' for the time being, hahahah!
*sorry bro sekali sekala aku promote kau ni single and 'self-reliant'.
18. Is no. 3 a male or a female?
male. any takers?
19. If no. 7 and no. 10 were together, would it be a good thing?
if number 10 is *ehem, ehem* from that small state then maaaaaaaaaaaybeeeeee.......
20. How about no. 5 and 8?
8 being a symbol of kekayaan, i would say "hell yeah". abang yong suka lah tu. can kahwin oredi la this year :P
21. What is no. 1 studying about?
how to arrange for picnic food from your local 'restaurateur' (read: pengusaha kedai mamak)
22. Is no. 4 single?
has not been one for hhmmmmmm.....quite a while...
23. Say something about no. 6
sedang sembunyikkan identiti encik cina sunwaymas dia. tak aci betul.
*penat la saya jawab tag sangat panjang begini. hajime sila bawa saya pergi minum teh.
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