Sexual misconduct at its worst

One of my pet peeves is bad grammar and spelling ignorance.  Of course, you tend to easily find the biggest culprits on Facebook. Nothing new, I suppose.

This one's a classic:

"CONGRATULATIONS". "CONGRATS". 

Bloodyhell it's not "congrate"!!!! When will you doinks learn? Sheesh!

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Sometimes, it could just be an honest mistake.

 I wonder why one would want to buy and/or wear only ONE SHOE when one surely has TWO FEET....

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Half the time, people say/type "saloon" instead of "salon" when referring to that place where they can get their hair done.

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But the real winner has to be....

GASP!!!!!!!!! I ALMOST CHOKED MYSELF TO DEATH WHEN I SAW THIS. 

Poor pressie. You didn't see it coming, did you? 

I bet you were silently screaming when she assaulted you :'(

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Mind your language, people. Be fair to your status updates.

Molten chocolate cake. Mmmmmm.....

51kg with 2 presentations, 2 reports and final exams to go. 

And a husband who wants to trade in my car for a new one. Of his choice.

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Sukati je. Heh.

This has been great, but I still won't buy your running shoes

This tee serves as a great reminder that I need to get back on my feet. 

Train for real, you lazy ass woman you!

Rewards happen to wives who behave well. Not just in the afterlife, tehheeee.

(I'm cheap, aren't I? ;p)

A Good Deal

SAYANGS :')

Somebody's not feeling well

Much like the Van Hoof family, we now have a third wheel in bed.

Just accept the fact that youhave to share the bed with a boy. And a cat named Cik Yah.

Happiness of the past week seems so surreal

Was it just a beautiful dream...?

Can't believe we became BFFs thanks to 4U2C. 90's tweens were so lame. Tsk.

When I first saw her in 1990, I thought "this girl is damn cute." Rambut ikat 2 kiri kanan. Muka putih melepak. Bibir a la juicy tube pink. Pinafore ngam2 sama baby fat. Bekeng. Cuteness overload. Now she's all grown up and hot. I love her and I sound like a lesbo now.

Be strong. My prayers are always with you.

Tuhan tahu kamu orang yang kuat. I've seen how you fought against the tide. Be strong. Be strong. I'm glad she has you and not anybody else.