Sexual misconduct at its worst

One of my pet peeves is bad grammar and spelling ignorance.  Of course, you tend to easily find the biggest culprits on Facebook. Nothing new, I suppose.

This one's a classic:

"CONGRATULATIONS". "CONGRATS". 

Bloodyhell it's not "congrate"!!!! When will you doinks learn? Sheesh!

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Sometimes, it could just be an honest mistake.

 I wonder why one would want to buy and/or wear only ONE SHOE when one surely has TWO FEET....

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Half the time, people say/type "saloon" instead of "salon" when referring to that place where they can get their hair done.

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But the real winner has to be....

GASP!!!!!!!!! I ALMOST CHOKED MYSELF TO DEATH WHEN I SAW THIS. 

Poor pressie. You didn't see it coming, did you? 

I bet you were silently screaming when she assaulted you :'(

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Mind your language, people. Be fair to your status updates.