And FlyFM wants to discuss how we can help Malaysians lose weight. Heh.

Me: Dik, boleh tolong campurkan creamer + gula terus tak dalam kopi tu?

Crew: Berapa kak?

Me: 1 creamer, 2 gula

Crew: 2 gula? Tak pahit ke kak???

Me: Errrrr tak. Ok.

Crew: Ok 1 creamer 2 gula *suara yang sangat concern di sini*

McDonald's coffee is so bad that you probably need a sackful of sugar to counter the yuck factor. And McDonald's breakfast is practically an urban staple now. There you go, a perfect recipe for 1FatMalaysia.

Have typed and retyped so many times over.

Nothing is exciting anymore.

Work and Personal

Despite the madness, glad I can distinguish between the two these days.

Final closure. Never knew this day woud come. Alhamdulillah :)

(Aih lambatnya 1 Julai...)

I'm really passionate about you but this is not working out anymore

It's not me, it's YOU.

Journal entry, defined.

Annual Leave as at 28 Feb 2011, unaudited
___________________________________________

Beginning balance 16.5 days*

DEBIT Cuti 'peristiwa', exam, raya | 11 days. CREDIT Annual Leave. | 11 days

Ending balance 5.5 days

Note to statement:
*13.5 days AL + 3 days compassionate leave (fuhhh nasib baik)

Seriously, there are really good reasons why I'm not an accountant. Book keeping pun hancur.

Pacesetters tipu mana gambar kat finish line???

All this stress calls for a box of cupcakes

If only it's okay for me, as a Malay, to have only 200 guests of close family and friends at my wedding. I have now not only broken the bank, but holding people and the tellers ransom so I could have more $$$ to cater to a reception of this size.

Maybe I should take up the offer from that ousted African prince to temporarily transfer his inheritance into my account for a 'modest' fee. Hhmmmm.....

Yes, I am 30 years old.

And I still play tumbuk-tumbuk with kids.

*pic courtesy of my 5-year old cousin.

Sedikit tidak senonoh untuk hantaran kaweng tapi jika husband-to-be mau saya pakai sentiasa silalah beri ini