All this stress calls for a box of cupcakes

If only it's okay for me, as a Malay, to have only 200 guests of close family and friends at my wedding. I have now not only broken the bank, but holding people and the tellers ransom so I could have more $$$ to cater to a reception of this size.

Maybe I should take up the offer from that ousted African prince to temporarily transfer his inheritance into my account for a 'modest' fee. Hhmmmm.....