Note to single men out there:
Try to ascertain if the girl you're dating had a thing for celeb posters in her teens. Then only you make THE DECISION.
Saturday, June 25, 2011
I Do... I Do... I Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do...
Call me Nora from now
Here, I strengthen the bond with my best-est best friend.
Here, I make new friends. Many new friends.
Here, I re-discover the art of pushing (what I think was) my limits.
Here, I gain back my confidence that was almost diminishing.
Here, I sow the seeds of happiness (hello, adrenaline overload each and everytime).
Here, I learnt that 3 years of personal training sessions at the gym was really no fun.
Here, I get a rush once the smell of sweat a.k.a. toilet water stench emits from my body.
Here, I learnt that there are still many non-Malays who are smart, rich, humble and can speak Bahasa Malaysia very well. Respect.
Here, I learnt that the rich may not necessarily be snobs.
Here, I learnt that rich Malays also speak Bahasa Malaysia like the rest of us from the 'hood. Eceh.
Here, I had to unleash a little bit of my inner flirt because the trainers are rather cute/hot. Gatal, tapi sapa tak semangat kalau ada cute butt jerit nama you "Come on Nadia, go deeper you can do it!". Takpe kot belum kahwin ni. Jeng jeng....
Here, people are so nice they think I'm only 26 years old.
Here, I got a new name - Nora. Best jugak la. Perasaan sangat ayu gitew.
But here, I am sometimes be a b*tch because there's another real b*tch whom I would love to strangle to near-death.
Moral: Do not simply touch people's biceps. Dibenci orang.
Hooyah!
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(An unlikely ending but I sudah ngantuk sikalang muehehe)
Monday, June 20, 2011
Penatlah. You guys keep shooting the messenger. WHERE GOT ROAD??
*shitty monday mode*
Saturday, June 18, 2011
2 Weeks of No Tyres, Sandbags and Sandpipe Will Be a Big Loss :(
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I know that I'm a late adopter. I know that if it wasn't for wanting to get back in shape in time for KL Marathon, the wedding, and the emergence of online deals services I wouldn't have probably signed up for this. I know that if it wasn't for Ki-Moira giving me her neverending moral support (that I can do this) I would have probably bailed after the first session.
I know now that I made the right choice. Hooyah!
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
Tuesday, June 14, 2011
Monday, June 13, 2011
I May Have Mentioned This a Million Times Over But Like I Care
I lef yu BFF. Good things will always come upon ya because you are an awesome person.
Sunday, June 12, 2011
I May Have Mentioned This aY Million Times Over But Like I Care
Wednesday, June 08, 2011
I Probably Should Invest in a Caravan, Not a Real Property
If I ain't being weird maybe it's the car. Maybe it feels like home because it's mine. Maybe because it has seen me through some happiest times and scenes of emotional breakdowns. Maybe because it has never let me down.
Yes, I bet it is because it has never let me down.