New Year, here I come

This used to be my favourite snack when I was a child. Then I got tired of it, even finding it gross. For many years I wouldn't touch it....until this morning. Feels good to be alone, quiet and peaceful, and getting back in touch with my innner child. With many weird cravings of late, I really hope that there's a baby coming our way soon...Insyaallah.

A simple wish has gone a long way

Touched. I definitely had a happy christmas celebration today. Couldn't have been better :')

Apparently there's 50% off sale tonight

Abang, jeans abang dah nak sampai sikit hari lagi. Benci.

Bak kata Sara, there's a 'meow' in the middle of homeowners

Apa punya pesen la tido macam ni. Sungguh kurang sopan u begini wahai Che Yah. Sudahlah ambik tempat tido kita. Tsk.

Barulah betul. Tiada penderaan seksual di sini.

(See previous post)

Sexual misconduct at its worst

One of my pet peeves is bad grammar and spelling ignorance.  Of course, you tend to easily find the biggest culprits on Facebook. Nothing new, I suppose.

This one's a classic:

"CONGRATULATIONS". "CONGRATS". 

Bloodyhell it's not "congrate"!!!! When will you doinks learn? Sheesh!

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Sometimes, it could just be an honest mistake.

 I wonder why one would want to buy and/or wear only ONE SHOE when one surely has TWO FEET....

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Half the time, people say/type "saloon" instead of "salon" when referring to that place where they can get their hair done.

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But the real winner has to be....

GASP!!!!!!!!! I ALMOST CHOKED MYSELF TO DEATH WHEN I SAW THIS. 

Poor pressie. You didn't see it coming, did you? 

I bet you were silently screaming when she assaulted you :'(

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Mind your language, people. Be fair to your status updates.

Molten chocolate cake. Mmmmmm.....

51kg with 2 presentations, 2 reports and final exams to go. 

And a husband who wants to trade in my car for a new one. Of his choice.

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Sukati je. Heh.

This has been great, but I still won't buy your running shoes

This tee serves as a great reminder that I need to get back on my feet. 

Train for real, you lazy ass woman you!

Rewards happen to wives who behave well. Not just in the afterlife, tehheeee.

(I'm cheap, aren't I? ;p)

A Good Deal

SAYANGS :')

Somebody's not feeling well

Much like the Van Hoof family, we now have a third wheel in bed.

Just accept the fact that youhave to share the bed with a boy. And a cat named Cik Yah.

Happiness of the past week seems so surreal

Was it just a beautiful dream...?

Can't believe we became BFFs thanks to 4U2C. 90's tweens were so lame. Tsk.

When I first saw her in 1990, I thought "this girl is damn cute." Rambut ikat 2 kiri kanan. Muka putih melepak. Bibir a la juicy tube pink. Pinafore ngam2 sama baby fat. Bekeng. Cuteness overload. Now she's all grown up and hot. I love her and I sound like a lesbo now.

Be strong. My prayers are always with you.

Tuhan tahu kamu orang yang kuat. I've seen how you fought against the tide. Be strong. Be strong. I'm glad she has you and not anybody else.

A kitchen goddess-wannabe must-buy

If you love baking but have little time on your hands, this book will solve your problem. Easy no-nonsense recipes that could be whipped up in a jiffy. I've already spotted some childhood favourites here. Oh ya, at RM24.90 there's no reason for anyone to not pick it up. Come on, 5 cents per recipe only okaaaaaay :D

Do you remember when?

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JANGAN HARAPPPPP!!!!!

Kau pikir kau saja boleh tunjuk samseng di jalanraya?? With all these scratches and the funky sounds from this car, don't you think I don't dare to fight against your queue-cutting antics you road bully you!

Dah le tua. Misai lebat. Pakai aviator hitam. Serious hero tamil. Chett!

Selamat Hari Raya Aidiladha

Cobaan, cobaan. Rendang ayam I iz jadi. Eheks.

A HUGE DON'T!

Versace for H&M, 2011

A Woman's Duty is to Identify With Her BFF's Passion

Ask her if she is interested in a RM3,250 dead horse.

No public holiday for these guys

"Dead man on campus. Chow time!!!"

Our friends are really having a huge feast tonight. Heheh.

Please add, 'Our husbands'

*heeeeee*

The hands that feed/hug/manja me. Can't complain much when he's glued to the game console.

Halloween deco di kebun bapa

Sweet. Hehehe.

Why don't people read much anymore?

Big Bad Wolf Book Fair. I have this nagging feeling that I'll be back on the last day.

*Gulp*

Kisah janji. Dimungkiri. Lagi.

I heard the tale of tears,
Of a woman soon to be betrothed,
To a man she believes would care and love for her,
But alas he is one not easily changed,
Even by the greatest mishap of the world,
One he knew was of nobody's fault but his,
One that made him cry his soul out to those who cared.
Yet regret lasts for so long,
For he returns to who he has always been,
Doing what he does best,
Hurting,
Denying love for what it deserves,
So now the cycle of grieve continues,
A forlorn heart in a foreign land,
With only herself to rely on.
They say when the going gets tough,
the tough gets going,
Who knows where to?
A story of sorrow may unfold,
Laced with drops of happiness along her journey,
(at times when she is lucky),
God please bless her soul if You choose not to change him,
For I know how hollow and bleak the inside of her heart could be...

All hail Virginia Woolf

The best time to return to writing is when you're a mental/emotional wreck. But since you'd be so frustrated with everything, nothing is worth written about anyway.

Maybe I should consider cutting my ear off. Oh wait. That's Van Gogh. Painter. Crap.

Whatever happens to making babies?

Target bulan depan: Stokin mahal.

Target bulan depan depan: Baju lari kaler fluorescent pink/hijau

Target bulan depan depan depan: Jam lari

Target sepanjang masa: MENYOROK PEMBELIAN DARIPADA SUAMI DENGAN BIJAK

Mode: Narsis

Over"heard", on BBM:

Ezwin Haida: Ari tu ko pakai baju apa pegi amik telur pindang? Baju ketat kah?
Ezwin Haida: Mak aku ckp kau cantik sgt
Ezwin Haida: Dia ckp kau cantik, badan cantik

Nadia I.: Hah? Waaaaah makaseh emak! =))
Nadia I.: Aku rasa aku pakai kostum stended
Nadia I.: Kemeja sama jeans
Nadia I.: Itu je lah unipom aku skrg ni
Nadia I.: Jadi jelas terbukti baju x ketat mak ko x nampak lemak2 di perutku
Nadia I.: :D (kasi senyum lebar sket)

Nonetheless, I iz flattered. I iz flattered. Heheh.

Berharap Sre Shaziela pandai masak tak jumpa belog ini heheh

Bootcamp will be resumed after Raya.

WAJIB PERGI UNTUK MEREBUT KEMBALI TAKHTA.

COS THERE IS ONLY ONE ROOM FOR QUEEN NADIA!!!

weih, kenapa jeles tak bertempat?

sebab terbayang Tom sebut "KAMON NADIAAAA!!!".

ini sebutan, i saorang saja yang punyew hewhewhew.

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(sudah kawin buatlah perangai bersopan. isk. u malukah kawan sama i, ki-moira?)

I GOT MARRIED AND THEY TOOK MY GREY MATTER AWAY.

Oranje Run was super fun cos I had my sayangs with me and we had awesome nasi lemak together

Physical activities seem to take higher precedence on my excitement barometer, no? Cerita kawen ilek haha...

I miss our drive-home phone calls...