Thank you for making me smile again

No guitar required.

Wish I was there!

What could be better than a surprise postcard from a good friend on vacation?

When did YOU last receive a postcard? ;)

Sorry, he is just too HAAAAAAWWWWWTTTTTT for me to ignore

Hahahhaha I don't care I'm totally giddy from this one strictly business phone call. If little silly things make us happy I believe we should just go along with the ride.

Why not? He's hot.

(Ewah rhyme pulak)

*Adik2 sila jangan ambil teladan jika berumur kurang 29. NYPD please take note.

Gluttony defined.

Terbalikkan gambar ini. Apakah kesimpulan yang dapat anda berikan? Hint: This was after spring cleaning and another box to be thrown/given away.

Another week, another new toy

What else is new? All of you sound the same, use the same lines, and despite the age have barely gone past puberty...

yaWn

Better than bananas

Meet Ickle and Lardee, the shizniest comic ever after natalie dee.

Cuteness overload!

mymilktoof.blogspot.com

Always the odd one out, me.

One of my favourite places to be in is my car. Alone, when it's raining. And especially in the driveway with the engine turned off. In there I seek solace from all the madness of the world.

PAGI-PAGI DAH BUAT ORANG YANG HAPPY HILANG MOOD KAU BERDOSA REZEKI LARI TAHU TAK

Serious macam puaka.

Maybe I should really get a new haircut.

"I no longer believed in the idea of soul mates, or love at first sight.

But I was beginning to believe that a very few times in your life, if you were lucky, you might meet someone who was exactly right for you. Not because he was perfect, or because you were, but because your combined flaws were arranged in a way that allowed two separate beings to hinge together."

Lisa Kleypas (Blue-Eyed Devil)

It just doesn't feel the same. In a make-believe world I am Kate Moss snorting coke.

You want an orange but an orange you don't have. Will you be content with an apple then? Maybe. You can get the nutrients all the same. An apple won't hurt your tummy like an orange would. And everyone knows an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

But alas you're still your stubborn self and you seek for an orange despite knowing how much it will physically hurt you. There will be a point in time when hospitals may deny you. You don't care for now.

Self mutilation comes in so many forms. Sad but true.

I'm just going with the flow. Let's see where the current leads me to.

Water, in whatever packaging or branded as, is still water - a natural element composed of two hidrogen and one oxygen molecules. We get added benefit with the content of some - minerals and added nutrients - or non-fancy water at its basic form. However since water is merely water and nothing else, much effort needs to be invested so sales can be made. Gimmicky marketing stunts need to be pulled so we forget what it actually is.

I liken this analogy to men. They are basically made up of the same chromosomal composition for one or the other. When X crosses with Y, whatever additional 'X-factor' brought into the picture is merely a bonus so it can somewhat bridge them males to us the double Xs. No matter what they look like, what their jobs are, where they are from, how many certification they hold, etcetera etcetera.

Isn't it frustrating when one drinks the Evian or Smart Water ('zero calories', heh) one finds that they taste no different than the 80 sen hypermarket house brand water? So there, ever wonder why we hear the phrase 'Men, they are all the same' so often but the equivalent for women is hardly in existence?

Go on. Shoot me.

Sayang you pegi mana? Dah lama I cari you

I may have not the brains for Oxford, but I definitely have the feet for it.

You just have to be patient to find love.

cc: Ki-Moira G-6

Akon adakah aku poyo macam kau?

Been eating a lot for the past few days for I had (good) company so I thought I've got my regular appetite back. Now sitting alone at the dining table I have to force myself to finish half a serving. Self pity mode dah.

I am either being affected by loneliness (ewah) or sebenarnya rindu kehidupan endah di 2nd college zaman muda mudi dulu.

Isk nasik ayam hari selasa tengahari tu memang paling sedap dalam dunia. I rindu makcik2 dewan makan juga :')

Taring sini mari sudah keluar

Baik saja tak cukup, bijak mau ada.