"People aren't moved by logic. People are moved by stories and drama and hints and clues and discovery."
- Seth Godin

Sometimes I wonder if you keep reading because I'm such a drama queen. Sometimes I wonder if my dramas are turning into a soap opera. Perhaps soap opera is good. It always has a huge following.

But as per most daytime tv ratings dwindle over time because even dramatic gets stale.
I need to start auditioning for new roles.

Tiba-tiba I rasa nak pegi 'talent scouting' kat Ironman punya event

Overheard (via Google Talk):

‎​"kalau dok kerja macam ni, kalau ada husband, husband pun lari"

>>> Ewah ewah...ugut gua ka Nizam? I tau I mintak favour dengan you. Kuala Krai pun Kuala Krai la.

Hello kita semua kat sini kan mostly macam gini pehtu berani selamba kodok masuk opis lambat. Okay fine I je perangai buruk macam ni.

Tapi kan, kalau ada husband berlari lagi bagus. Senang I nak bagi arahan pegi collect race pack. Ye Nizam anda pun bleh tumpang sekaki kirim collect race pack kawan-kawan punya pasal I kasi can.

The night seems promising

Here's a sneak peek into my current life. I wonder who coined the term 'part-time' studies when it consumes my time rather fully. Be it at work or at places other than school, assignments are taking permanent seats at the back of my mind and occupying whatever available time I have on my hands.

I know, I know, you must be thinking million others are also going through this so I should stop whining. But I'm probably not as young as they all are okay?!

Okay menceceh je banyak. Keja kat depan tu belum siap2 jugak. Dah. Benti ngomel. Sambung homework. *baik cikgu*

Beyonce's taking too long to convey the core message

If I were a boy, I would admit that I am a stupid useless shitty asshole.

Kan senang, B? Love ya nonetheless girl.

Maybe a half marathon would heal the pain

McDonald's Olympic Day Run

Stats:
6.95km, 1hour 10minutes
1 power bar
1 red bull
4 hours of sleep
0 dinner
Hurt, a lot of.

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Have you ever tried sleeping with a broken heart?

You could try sleeping in my bed.

...

There's a staple food in my menu lately.

Hati.

Makan hati.

I guess firefighters have it worse so redha je lah

Tumpah kuah kari atas baju dan handbag, mana mau rescue dulu?????

Baju baru.

NO! Henbeg dulu.

Wait, baju silk.

WAIT, henbeg tatau bila lagi ada duit mau beli.

Baju? Henbeg? Baju? Henbeg? Aaaaaaaaarrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhhh!

I don't give a hoot if u wanna judge me. I am Malay.

Dalam fikiranku ada kamu

Dalam hatiku diamnya kamu

Di mana aku dalam diri kamu?

When BFF spoke up

"U tau kesian kat org...diri sendiri tak kesian."

...tapi kenapa dari kecik orang selalu kata I selfish :(

iWant MacBook je sebenarnya kot

It's official. I'm a very difficult person to work with.

The imperfect perfectionist I am. Master Yo-duhhhh.
(Get it? Yo-duhhhh. hehehe I think this is funny okay sendiri buat kelakar sendiri gelak adalah pathetic oh well)

I think I should hold a kenduri to thank my groupmates for putting up with my temper. Kesian them, dealing with a grumpy old spinster is not a walk in the park. What more with one who behaves like the Windows OS.

It's time to move on. It's time to change.

There is no umpire in this match (not made in heaven)

Strike two. One more and you leave the batter plate. Wait, you or me? Yeah it should be you cos I think I'm the one pitching the ball.

As always my throws don't fall in the right zone and after four tries you get a free walk. But did you ever realise that a free walk only gets you as far as first base? To return to home base you need other people to give you the leverage. Do you think you can complete the whole inning on your own? There are no other batters after you, you know. Please realise that you're a team of one, and unless you hit the ball way beyond the outfielders and do a home run there is no way you will inch any further. Again, a free walk gets you only so far.

I know that the more I practice, the more I can perfect my pitching. Maybe you should improve your techniques so you swing the bat right, or work on your timing so you hit the ball on target. If all else fails you can just bunt. As long as it works you should try.

In the meantime, I can settle with training sessions without you. At least I have friends who can play catcher. Baling bola kat pagar pun okay. Ada jugak tempat I nak mark target.

How about you? You have a plan yet?

Nizam said 'You yang pilih jalan ni'

Sometimes you just can't help it. And it's given that nobody can help you make things right.

What will happen in 10 minutes, 10 months and 10 years? Think (before you speak).

Your boyfriend would have hit 'like'. Naseblah ini bukan FB. Haha.

20 years ago I questioned my parents' decision to have another child (mungkinkah eksiden?). Like, hello? I had enough to deal with with one sibling why the <insert a child-friendly curse here> am I being subjected to further annoyance from another? My future wasn't looking optimistic anymore with potentials of rivalry and fights for attention and birthday presents and bloodyhell I was definitely gonna be sent packing to some boarding school in no time so they get better care at home! Tengok, hyper-critical dan suka over-analyse sejak kecil.

Tough years ahead for the little one for I was always being difficult with her. Ya dia juga spoilt brat mau manggis jam 10, 11 malam pun ayah sanggup keluar pegi main road batu 10 kat gerai2 tepi jalan tu cissss. I mau kaset OAG kena tunggu perut kena belah apendiks baru bleh tuntut okay takde kaitan sekarang dan Radhi OAG itu adalah loser with a capital L.

Safe to say that things have changed for the better and little that I expected back then that tonight she would be the one consoling my tears. Nangis lagi laju tau bila adik kecik kata 'takpe kak ingat je Tuhan tarik satu nanti lagi baik dia bagi kita lepas tu'. 'Kakak selalu stress je kat fb, kakak jgn la buat Nya nanges'. Paling takbleh tahan 'pegila kawin cepat2 duduk dgn abang F duit dia banyak kan, kakak x payah keja bestnye'. Ewah wah wah...bab duit laju je kau excited ye? Cittt. I actually find it cute because despite some maturity gained over the last few years she's still the same little tyke I grew up with - obses mau hidup kaya (sebab tu dia mau jadi dokter gigi pasang gigi emas muehehe).

Okay now I feel like rummaging the photo drawer for pics of you at pre-school age. Kau sebenarnya kiut juga masa kecik, tembam mata bulat dan suka buat muka aksi bila amik gamba. Dasar natural-born camwhore. Oh maybe I was just jealous of you when we were young cos come to think of it, it's probably why I always sulked and all grumpy in pics. Ya hodoh betul I gemok tembam dan muncung.

Dan you adalah Nyanya yang kelakar pelik sejak kecil dan menghiburkan. I lef yu little one. Be done with school quick and fix me some gold bling choppers woooooot!

Recurring airport drama

Tamau balik KL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tamau!!!!!

Tamau!!!!!

Tamau!!!!!

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This is what having a kampung feels like. Be it long raya hols or just a long weekend or even a 2-day break, balik kampung is tha shizniest of tha shiznits.

Sayang weih

Sangat best rasanya bila ada orang boleh tolong review kerja sekolah, bagi additional input, recommend ideas, betulkan grammar. Best jugak bila ada problem kerja ada orang boleh dengar dan paham dan relate dengan problem kita. Something I never experienced back then. One can be very stupid in younger years. Dang.

Adik-adik sila amik pengajaran ye?

Ketaq lutut di hari raya

List yang bosan

1. My feet are killing me. Another long day in heels tomorrow. Sneakers should be made office staple...sigh.
2. Hair needs wash & blow tomorrow morning. So not feeling event-ish at the mo'.
3. My eyebags aren't as worthy as the likes of Vuitton.

Sangat bengap sekarang sampai list pun 3 benda saja.

I don't have room for anything else in my head at the mo'. Shitezzzz.

I wish I'm in Pleasantville

I'm exhausted. If only the world could give me a breather for just 2 seconds.

Raya tomorrow also I don't care anymore

It's Monday eve and I already have a to-do list identifiable to a full-marathon distance. Perchobaan meminta pelepasan baju kerja kepada baju kasual daripada boss juga tidak berjaya.

Not feelin' the raya vibes with all these work =_=

Fact: Everyone is self-centered

Semakin lama semakin diva. Penat nak layan. I juga tak pandai berpura-pura. I just wanna shout out loud 'You're not the center of the universe and the world does not revolve around you!!!'.

Tough Ramadhan this year. Banyak betul mencabar iman.