Tuesday, February 26, 2008

beauty pageant is not only for the blondes (apparently)

Beauty can be overwhelming, no? It definitely is so when one surrender oneself to be scrutinised, err..pecs and all, in tiny bits of spandex and nothing else much. It is shallow enough if one is female, and worse if one is of the XY genetic makeup. Oh lelaki, haruskah kamu menjadi begitu? Why oh why do u crave such validation from the (pea-brained?)masses i wonder...

Top three that sizzle:

1 - kesedaran untuk bersenam dengan seriyes, for health and not beauty reasons.
2 - actually making it to the gym.
3 - making it to the gym and working out on own effort tanpa dipaksa-paksa oleh encik-encik trainers.

Top three that TOTALLY FIZZLE:

1 - male vanity
2 - baby oil
3 - male vanity topped with baby oil.

My membership entitles moi to all clubs. Now i'm in a dilemma. Have just found out something gross on mr *bleep*. How will I ever face that person now? Web 2.0 is surely a powerful technology!

AdiEPoTT don't do vanity showcase (nor baby oil)

1 comment:

Oimira said...

badan yang bersinar-sinar. haha