New Year, here I come

This used to be my favourite snack when I was a child. Then I got tired of it, even finding it gross. For many years I wouldn't touch it....until this morning. Feels good to be alone, quiet and peaceful, and getting back in touch with my innner child. With many weird cravings of late, I really hope that there's a baby coming our way soon...Insyaallah.

A simple wish has gone a long way

Touched. I definitely had a happy christmas celebration today. Couldn't have been better :')

Apparently there's 50% off sale tonight

Abang, jeans abang dah nak sampai sikit hari lagi. Benci.

Bak kata Sara, there's a 'meow' in the middle of homeowners

Apa punya pesen la tido macam ni. Sungguh kurang sopan u begini wahai Che Yah. Sudahlah ambik tempat tido kita. Tsk.

Barulah betul. Tiada penderaan seksual di sini.

(See previous post)

Sexual misconduct at its worst

One of my pet peeves is bad grammar and spelling ignorance.  Of course, you tend to easily find the biggest culprits on Facebook. Nothing new, I suppose.

This one's a classic:

"CONGRATULATIONS". "CONGRATS". 

Bloodyhell it's not "congrate"!!!! When will you doinks learn? Sheesh!

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Sometimes, it could just be an honest mistake.

 I wonder why one would want to buy and/or wear only ONE SHOE when one surely has TWO FEET....

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Half the time, people say/type "saloon" instead of "salon" when referring to that place where they can get their hair done.

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But the real winner has to be....

GASP!!!!!!!!! I ALMOST CHOKED MYSELF TO DEATH WHEN I SAW THIS. 

Poor pressie. You didn't see it coming, did you? 

I bet you were silently screaming when she assaulted you :'(

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Mind your language, people. Be fair to your status updates.

Molten chocolate cake. Mmmmmm.....

51kg with 2 presentations, 2 reports and final exams to go. 

And a husband who wants to trade in my car for a new one. Of his choice.

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Sukati je. Heh.

This has been great, but I still won't buy your running shoes

This tee serves as a great reminder that I need to get back on my feet. 

Train for real, you lazy ass woman you!

Rewards happen to wives who behave well. Not just in the afterlife, tehheeee.

(I'm cheap, aren't I? ;p)

A Good Deal

SAYANGS :')

Somebody's not feeling well

Much like the Van Hoof family, we now have a third wheel in bed.

Just accept the fact that youhave to share the bed with a boy. And a cat named Cik Yah.